GOODNIGHT you beautiful swans i am so plastered you all are great

the room is moving no joke

goodnight

c00kie28 asked:

DON'T FORGET WHO LOVES YOU THE MOST. I'LL FIGHT EVERYONE FOR YOU. DON'T THINK I WON'T.

this is ash; that is all Answer:

I WILL NOT FORGET NO ONE WILL FORGET WE ARE INFAMOUS IN OUR LOVE

COME ON OVER OK CUZ I MEAN I HAVE A COUCH SO IT’S FINE

ALSO WE CAN KICK MIKE OUT OF THE BED AND JUST CUDDLE LIKE WHATEVER HE IS DUMB BUT ALSO CUTE UGH I JUST LOVE HIM TOO IT’S TOO HARD

REMEMBER ALL THE WEIRD THINGS WE THINK???? LIKE THAT CAN ONLY BE ME AND YOU SO DON’T WORRY LIKE WHO ELSE COULD DEAL WITH MY SHIT? NO ONE. NO ONE AT ALL.

hana tho for real come over. for rosh hashanana? or spring break? or winter break? like whatever.

hana why did ben never appear when leslie loved mark? like why?????

hana is the best person on the planet and she is the most talented writer and like SCREW ANYONE WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY.

kissing on high level sex on the regular cuddle town usa

what is this

chelseasortof asked:

hi, this may or may not be a really weird question, but were/are you writing a mindy project high school au?? I know somebody I follow mentioned one like a long time ago and I thought it was you but maybe not. and also I really hope it exists.

this is ash; that is all Answer:

HI BEAUTIFUL. I AM NOT CURRENTLY. I WANT TO. I REALLY WANT TO. i just have no time. i do have it in my mind and hopefully it will come true. you are so nice like what. hi.

chelseasortof

code-name-duchess asked:

HELLO DRUNK ASH HAVE A GOOD NIGHT <3

this is ash; that is all Answer:

EMILY IS THIS A JOKE LIKE WHAT EVER I LOVE YOU THANKS FOR THIS MESSAGE LIKE WHAT WOW GOODNIGHT YOU SWEET PRINCESSA

diaphenia asked:

YOU ARE LEGALLY TOO HOT

this is ash; that is all Answer:

OK JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT THERE THAT IS YOUR TITLE YOU PIECE OF ASS

I CALLED MY ASKBOX MY ASSBOX SO I THINK IT’S APPROPRIATE THAT I SAY LET’S TAP ASSES.

guys i’m sorry like i will lose followers but what the fuck ever

you are beautiful like plz write all the hunger games parks aus so i can read them and drown in your words but also swim a bit because i am quite a good swimmer diaphenia i swear it

you were like one of the few that enjoyed the love story in my book ok did you know that

also let’s just like party but not as hard as you like honestly no but we can do a house party or a group hang but we’re all drunk and touching a little????

also let’s go talk to cows together like real fucking cows

what else? i dunno just touch me a bit

slapmymind asked:

hi you butt i love you

this is ash; that is all Answer:

SYYYYYYYYYLVIA.

i imagine you have like fantastic self esteem like is that true or not true sometimes you can’t tell on the internet but plz do ok because you’re pretty and smart and speak your fucking mind but also are sassy as fuck so good for you. just like love yourself plz.

like everyone love yourselves ok

like thanks for reading things i write even though you don’t give a fuck about the characters like that’s awesome as shit and also you’re really nice to me????? and why???? i mean i am tight as fuck but nothing as cool as you or anyone else like what.

also like mad love ok girl let’s form a rap group and call it sy sy and ash ash 

our raps will be about hot boys and how we don’t need them cuz we just make out with each other

but we do like penises too

it’s weird, ok keep up

i love you

slapmymind

stillscape asked:

YAY FOR DRUNK ASHLEY be careful though, once when I was drunk I ordered pants online and didn't realize it until they showed up at my house

this is ash; that is all Answer:

I DO NOT SHOP ONLINE VERY OFTEN BUT I MAY BUY A LOT OF BOOKS. luckily the hubster is sober and cute so maybe i will not make poor decisions.

the thing about stillscape is, is she’s a beautiful mystery of wonder but also quite straightforward which i enjoy. also she writes things that i am like what how and she can write humor which is impossible like plz go walk across a bridge or something and get out because i’m jealous holy shit i’m drunk plz just accept these words as compliments they are not bad things i assure you. oh also i do not have a headcanon image of you like i know you’re short but that’s where it ends.

stillscape will write a million books and i will swim in a bathtub full of them maybe or is that weird.

i could talk forever someone shut me up i am pressing post.

stillscape