Oh my gosh thank you. I told them what fandom it was but they keep guessing anyway, ignoring my comment I guess. The detective work is thorough! Thank you so much, really.
Who is louder?
Leslie. When Ben comes it’s with stupid faces and soft grunts, but Leslie’s loud, calling out Ben’s name as everything goes electric white.
Who is more experimental?
They’re about equal in this. Leslie is a tad more adventurous, but Ben has no problem going along for the ride. Plus, behind all that nerdy exterior is a man with a dirty mind.
Who takes more risks?
"You two like to hold hands and jump off cliffs together, into the great unknown." Equal!
Do they fuck or make love?
It’s the same thing to them. Sometimes it’s hard and fast, with Leslie’s red nails scraping down Ben’s back, their bodies sticky with sweat and sometimes it’s slow, almost too slow for Leslie but Ben drags it out, kissing every part of her until she’s begging him to fuck her. No matter how hard or fast or slow, it’s always full of love and tenderness and touches and kisses that say “you’re my everything.”
Lights on or off?
It depends. At first they were nervous about leaving the lights on, they’re both in their mid to late thirties, nothing is where it used to be anymore, but they’re both so crazy about each other and that includes each other’s bodies that they want to see. Also sometimes they’re so into each other that they don’t even remember where the light switch is.
But then again, there are often moments in the middle of the night when their bedroom is pitch black and Leslie’s pressed up against him, their legs tangled together, hands exploring until Ben rolls onto his back and Leslie straddles his lap, sinking onto him.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Ben. If Leslie’s horny she just goes to find Ben and drags him into an unused meeting room or supply closet. Ben is a guy though, and sometimes Leslie’s not there so things happen. When Leslie catches him though she watches, focused on every up and down sweep of his hand.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Leslie. They’re never done it though, because Ben’s jealous of Ann enough as it is and he doesn’t feel okay with anyone else seeing or touching Leslie like that. She doesn’t say it, but secretly Leslie’s relieved because the thought of another woman (or man) touching her husband’s perfect butt makes her rage. They share each other in a lot of ways, but not that.
Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
Sometimes in the summer or when she’s just hot, Leslie will wear Ben’s boxers and t shirts to bed and seeing Leslie wearing his clothes does things to Ben, making it impossible for him not to touch her.
There was the time when Leslie dared Ben to wear her panties for a day in the beginning stages of their relationship. It was fine and the sex was hot, but he prefers them on her.
Who comes first?
Leslie. Ben makes sure of it.
But then again, they are really into being synchronized. If synchronized orgasms were an Olympic sport, they would win the gold.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Leslie loves sliding down to her knees and tasting salt and soft skin and the weight of him on her tongue, Ben loves the feeling of the wet heat of Leslie’s mouth, the way she knows just how much pressure and speed to use.
Ben though, craves Leslie’s puss the same way people crave chocolate and the sight of Ben’s between her leg, eyes closed, hair begging to be pulled on, working her with his lips and tongue until his face is shiny with her drives Leslie wild.
Who is more submissive?
Leslie. I could write a manifesto about why I think this, and might someday when I’m feeling inspired, but a short version:
Leslie’s used to being in charge in her professional life. When it comes to her personal life though, she wants someone to take the reigns and keep her down to earth. That’s not to say Leslie doesn’t try to order him around though, but he just ignores her and keeps going until she’s hot with need, the word please escaping her lips with every breath, skin flushed and wet.
And Ben is pretty dominant. It’s not so much that he’s a control freak, it’s just he knows what Leslie needs and wants and he likes being that for her. Okay, he likes being in control.
Who usually initiates things?
Leslie. Ben would, but wait, Leslie’s already in his lap, tongue slipping into his mouth, fingers undoing his buttons.
Who is more sensitive?
Ben. Leslie’s touch makes him feel electrified, her mouth, sucking on his skin sends shivers of pleasure down his spine, makes him forget everything except her.
Who has the most patience?
Ben. No question. Leslie’s a lot better now though, because Ben makes her wait and she knows now the reward is worth it.
Which kinks do they share?
All of them. Everything is one hundred percent consensual and discussed and there are even binders with lists of wants and needs and things they will never do and Ben always makes them go over it every few months or whenever there is a change in their relationship, much to Leslie’ annoyance because she really just wants to be making out with his face already, but it’s necessary and keeps them communicating and healthy and happy. But there isn’t much they won’t do to keep eachother satisfied and they’re really kinky, what with Ben’s thing for roller skates and their mutual love of role playing.
I feel like this is just really important. Everything about this is correct.
Since the beginning of my sexual awakening (or when my high school boyfriend put his hands down my pants), I loved sex. Along with sex, my other interests are TV shows, movies, and books. There is a particular workplace sitcom that I adore and almost exclusively write for. The bridge between these interests is not a long one, and soon I was writing erotic fan fiction. And yes, after (a little) personal deliberation, I told my husband that I was a fan fiction writer. But I don’t think the switch in our sex life really happened until he read My Really Long Fic.
I AM NOT SAYING I WROTE THIS BUT
film meme» ten films [9/10]: Mary Poppins (1964)
"As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way."