when people try to tell me not to like a celebrity because of something they said one time or how problematic they are i’m like really??? do you know who i am??? do you know what level of hell i will be going to??? i think it’s all good, booboo.

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stillscape replied to your post:"symptoms of hand foot and mouth disease in…

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I was starting to just not feel well so I checked the symptoms and

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YOU ARE MY HERO

YOU ARE MINE.

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"symptoms of hand foot and mouth disease in adults" is something i have to google because kids are disgusting and my job is terrible

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"Look at me now. What a tragedy. A great man destroyed by the power of giving a shit." 

Anonymous said: I went on a google search for that 50 shades of gray quote because I also could not believe it was real and it is fake. These, however, are in the book: "I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto." "My very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba." "I'm all deer/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake … and he knows exactly what he's doing to me." Yikesss.

OOF. Thanks for the clarification anon, and these wonderful new tidbits.